NEWLY MADE HUSBAND BEING TOLD OFFA photorealist painting of two arseholes – Charlie and Hanna Chum

Photorealist painting | Newly made husband being told off | Charlie and Hanna Chum

This drug-addicted co-worker never paid Bert for the painting – despite it taking 200+ hours to complete. What sort of cunts are these people?

Scum. Total fucking scum.

This painting is for sale for $1. I don’t know who would want it, but I Bert is loathe to burn it.

Maybe Bert should paint in big letters Charlie Chum and his whore of a wife – SCUM in big red letters.

Charlie Chum asked Bert Ernie to paint one of his wedding photos. And Bert told Charlie Chum before he started – ‘err that’s not the best picture.’ And for the next six months he strung Bert along with reasons why he couldn’t pay as per the agreement – certain milestones would require agreed monies. He trusted the little bastard because he worked in the same company (Deks Industries).

Dimensions: 136x92cm.
Painted: 2010.
Materials: Acrylic on MDF board.
Availability: Private collection.

The story behind Newly made husband being told off

This drug-addicted co-worker never paid Bert Ernie for the painting – despite it taking 200+ hours to complete.

The less said, the better. This is a commissioned portrait. I was asked by a co-worker to paint this particular image despite being told it wasn’t the right image. It’s obvious – it looks like the groom (Charlie Chum) has just been admonished for being a naughty boy.

After this incident, Bert Ernie will never do another commissioned piece of art again.

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