Bert Ernie is a simple man from Footscray

Bert Ernie has a moderate amount of talent. He has spent it on abstract paintings, realist paintings and digital paintings, and nobody wanted any of them.

He also makes 3D digital art. He is also a published author. Same result.

Hundreds of artworks. Two sold. Plenty of the others he has had to give away, just to clear some floor space.

He’s also one of those left-wing communist types, if that helps you make up your mind.

So no. Don’t bother. The man’s a bum.

Still here? Fine. The paintings are in the menu.