Randy CumpackerOne of Bert’s many lives

Randy was a good man; until the last years of his life he was a good man. He fell into drug addiction after a life of success.

He started out as a graphic designer in the mid-seventies and then was a professional BMX racer.

Talented. Oh boy was he talented. He could create art with a pencil that would amaze. He could win races at will against the worlds best on his little bike.

But that’s not we he wanted. He wanted fame. So he became a trick ferret on the twenty and got real good. He once pulled a hundred perverted decades in a row. But when the clapping stopped, he turned to vice.

Eventually he passed on. In a squalid home, made from cardboard at the back of a lot, on the outskirts of town.