Randy Cumpacker gets in a fightIt’s getting hard to by a Volvo these days

Randy Cumpacker was always proud of his love for heavy metal music, especially for the legendary band Celtic Frost. He had a collection of their t-shirts, including one of his favorites, the “Emperor’s Return”.
One day, Randy decided to upgrade his aging Volvo station wagon and headed over to the local dealership.

As Randy was perusing the various models, a woman approached him. She looked at him up and down, noting his t-shirt, and raised an eyebrow.

“Really?” she said with a sneer. “Do you think it’s appropriate to wear that kind of thing in public?”
Randy was taken aback by the woman’s tone. He looked down at his shirt, confused. “What’s wrong with my shirt?” he asked.

“It’s the message,” the woman explained. “It’s promoting violence and hatred. It’s not suitable for a public place.”

“I have every right to wear this shirt,” he said firmly. “It’s a matter of personal expression, and it’s a tribute to a band I love.”

The woman wasn’t having it. She was furious, and she punched Randy in the face. Randy stumbled backwards, momentarily stunned. Then, the adrenaline kicked in and he fought back. The two of them scuffled and eventually the dealership employees had to step in to separate them.

In the end, nobody won. Randy was left with a sore jaw, and the woman was escorted out of the dealership.