Curved apeA what?

The band is a deaf metal band of course. The drummer has no hair, but he collects hair brushes.

The singer is the lead ape. But he has scoliosis and is the best robot dancer you will ever witness.

The guitar player is a Japanese girl, mid-teens, who shreds. She like all the other apes has some quirks, hers is to write science fiction novels where the worlds are made from colorful Lego blocks.

Now we get to the real strange cat – the bass player. He’s a shit bassist, but he’s got a job as an accountant and a wife, a mortgage and three kids.

There you go deaf metal band number one – Curved ape.