Beautiful womanan abstract painting of Delta Bedlam

Abstract painting | Beautiful woman
A small painting but a good one. Bert Ernie is a top-notch disco dancer. But he has yet to work out how to keep the ladies on-board with his artistic lifestyle.
Bert misses Delta. He loved her so much. Well for five minutes at least.
With this small abstract painting you can see just how exquisitely detailed they are.
Dimensions: 29x36cm.
Painted: 2017.
Materials: Acrylic on MDF board.
Availability: For sale $30 unframed. $170 unframed.

The story behind Beautiful woman

In September 2017, I went out to do a spot of disco dancing. I got dressed up in a pair of red velvet flared trousers, a bright purple string vest, and a Stussy hat. I ventured off to the trendiest of Melbourne’s nightclubs where the doorman quickly parted the rope at the entrance for the most handsome man in town.

I ventured straight onto the dance floor and proceeded to bust out some of the most spectacular dance moves seen for quite some time. Quite a few women threw admiring glances my way (and the occasional pair of women’s knickers). Why they did this, I have no idea.

But then I saw her. Delta Bedlam was the most beautiful woman I had ever seen, so I went over to talk to her. Then we danced, and then we had a tasty beverage. Or two. We got on like a house on fire, seemingly fascinated by the other. We were falling in love. After some time, I invited Delta back to my home. When we arrived, Delta had worked herself up into a state of extreme sexual arousal and threw herself at me. I then realized there was a misunderstanding. For me, the essence of true love was not centered on having sex – it was on the making of art.

I disappointed Delta when I asked if I could paint her portrait – balancing on one leg in red gumboots and wearing a bright red bikini while holding up a basketball.

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I am Bert Ernie.
I paint beauty and madness.