Beautiful womanan abstract painting of Delta Bedlam
Materials: Acrylic on MDF board.
Availability: For sale $200.
The story behind Beautiful woman
I ventured straight onto the dance floor and proceeded to bust out some of the most spectacular dance moves seen for quite some time. Quite a few women threw admiring glances my way (and the occasional pair of women’s knickers). Why they did this, I have no idea.
But then I saw her. Delta Bedlam was the most beautiful woman I had ever seen, so I went over to talk to her. Then we danced, and then we had a tasty beverage. Or two. We got on like a house on fire, seemingly fascinated by the other. We were falling in love. After some time, I invited Delta back to my home. When we arrived, Delta had worked herself up into a state of extreme sexual arousal and threw herself at me. I then realized there was a misunderstanding. For me, the essence of true love was not centered on having sex – it was on the making of art.
I disappointed Delta when I asked if I could paint her portrait – balancing on one leg in red gumboots and wearing a bright red bikini while holding up a basketball.
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