Newly Made Husband Being Told Off is a photorealist painting of two arseholes.
It is an acrylic painting on MDF board.
The dimensions are of the actual artwork are 136cmx92cmx1cm.
It is sold unframed.


The story behind Newly Made Husband Being Told Off

The less said, the better. This is a commissioned portrait. I was asked by a co-worker to paint this particular image despite being told it wasn’t the right image. It’s obvious – it looks like the groom (Charlie Chum) has just been admonished for being a naughty boy.

This drug-addicted co-worker never paid me for the painting – despite it taking 200+ hours to complete.

After this incident, I have vowed never to do another commissioned piece of art again.

And yes it is for sale for just $5. Due to its size it is going to incur a substantial shipping cost. I don’t know who would want this wedding portrait either.

Additional information

Weight25 kg
Dimensions1 × 136 × 92 cm



Acrylic on MDF Board



Year Painted