Newly Made Husband Being Told Off is a photorealist painting of two arseholes.
It is an acrylic painting on MDF board.
The dimensions are of the actual artwork are 136cmx92cmx1cm.
It is sold unframed.

$5

The story behind Newly Made Husband Being Told Off

The less said, the better. This is a commissioned portrait. I was asked by a co-worker to paint this particular image despite being told it wasn’t the right image. It’s obvious – it looks like the groom (Charlie Chum) has just been admonished for being a naughty boy.

This drug-addicted co-worker never paid me for the painting – despite it taking 200+ hours to complete.

After this incident, I have vowed never to do another commissioned piece of art again.

And yes it is for sale for just $5. Due to its size it is going to incur a substantial shipping cost. I don't know who would want this wedding portrait either.

Additional information

Weight25 kg
Dimensions1 × 136 × 92 cm
Framed

No

Materials

Acrylic on MDF Board

Varnished

No

Year Painted

2010

International shipping available

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