Photorealism paintings for sale
by failed artist Bert Ernie
All prices do not include the cost of shipping.
For people who are living in Melbourne, Australia you can collect them from my home.
Please do not ask for a change in the price. If you do I will tell you to go fuck yourself.
Orange flowers
$250. A photorealist painting of some orange flowers.
Still life with crab
$1200. A photorealist painting of a still life scene. It features a variety of fruit and vegetables, flowers and a crab.
Gildemeister DMC 160 FD DuoBLOCK
$1000. A photorealist painting of a CNC machine tool.
Sunrise over Yarra Glen
$400. A landscape painting which features the sun rising over the Yarra Valley in Australia.
Byzantium Security
$400. A photorealist painting of New York police officers protecting a bank.
Railway trestle bridge near Yarra Glen
$250. A photorealist painting of an wooden trestle bridge.
Newly made husband being told off
$1. A photorealist painting of two arseholes.
Necronom V
$700. A photorealist copy of HR Giger’s painting.
Osama – The biggest arsehole on the planet
$450. A photorealist painting of a terrorist.
Siemens PLM – The conquest of bread
$7500. A photorealist painting of an image from a brochure for Siemens PLM software
Bernardini
$250. A photorealist painting of a racehorse.
Astute 1
$600. A photorealist painting of HMS Astute as it leaves her builder – BAE systems.
Fog at Yarra Glen
$250. A photorealist painting of a foggy scene.
C is for champion
$3000. Photorealist painting of Tony Rolt standing next to the 1953 Le Mans winning Jaguar C-type.
Cows in a paddock at Yarra Glen
$250. A photorealist painting of a rural Australian landscape.
Old Yarra Glen railway station
$250. Photorealist painting of an abandoned railway station.
Southern California landscape
$700. A photorealist painting of BMX racers Christophe LeVeque and John Purse.
Fast beautiful dangerous
$1000. A photorealist painting of a Mercedes CLR racing car in the pit lane at LeMans circa 1999.
Expensive tools
$7500. A photorealist painting of three Makino 4-axis CNC machines in the Mugen Honda factory.
Deckel Maho Gildemeister
$15000. A photorealist painting of a CNC machine tool brochure.
Sea slug – Nembrotha Purpureolineata
$25. A photorealist painting of a poisonous sea slug.
Mike King
$250. A photorealist painting of Mike King, the BMX champion, when he was boy.
Therion
$400. A photorealist painting of a metal band.
Suicide bomber
$2500. A photorealist painting about religious intolerance.
View of Yarra Glen
$475. A photorealist landscape painting of Yarra Glen.
King of dirt
$1000. A photorealist painting of TJ Lavin performing a backflip turndown on a New York pier.