Bert Ernie

I am Bert Ernie. I paint beauty and madness.

Paintings for sale

This page features all of the available paintings

There are seperate pages for abstract, photorealist, inexpensive (up to $500) and expensive.

All prices do not include the cost of shipping.

For people who are living in Melbourne, Australia you can collect them from my home.

  • Self portrait as Steve Austin the six million dollar man
    Self portrait as Steve Austin the six million dollar man

    $2500. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world’s first bionic man. Steve Austin will be that man. Better than he was before. Better…stronger…faster.

  • Abandoned to the wolves
    Abandoned to the wolves

    $2500. Abstract painting of a nightmarish dismemberment by a pack of wolves.

  • Siemens PLM – The conquest of bread
    Siemens PLM – The conquest of bread

    $7500. Siemens PLM – The conquest of bread. A photorealist painting of an image from a brochure for Siemens PLM software.

  • Bashed stabbed strangled and set on fire – self portrait
    Bashed stabbed strangled and set on fire – self portrait

    $5000. An abstract painting of a terrifying dream that I had.

  • Greta Thunberg portrait as a butterfly
    Greta Thunberg portrait as a butterfly

    $1500. An abstract portrait painting of Swedish environmental activist Greta Thunberg.

  • Celebrities at a party in Greensborough
    Celebrities at a party in Greensborough

    $600. An abstract painting of the wildest party of 2020.

  • The king is a fink
    The king is a fink

    $1500. An abstract painting about the time I fought the king of the United States of America.

  • Fast beautiful dangerous
    Fast beautiful dangerous

    $1000. A photorealist painting of a Mercedes CLR racing car in the pit lane at LeMans circa 1999.

  • View of Yarra Glen
    View of Yarra Glen

    $475. A photorealist landscape painting of Yarra Glen.