Abstract paintings for sale

All prices do not include the cost of shipping.

For people who are living in Melbourne, Australia you can collect them from my home.

  • Russian butcher
    Russian butcher

    $90. A very intense abstract painting which deals with the Russian butcher Vladimir Putin the bald dwarf.

  • Abandoned to the wolves
    Abandoned to the wolves

    $50. Abstract painting of a nightmarish dismemberment by a pack of wolves.

  • King of ego
    King of ego

    $100. King of ego is an abstract painting which is essentially a psychological self portrait.

  • Murdered with an axe – self portrait
    Murdered with an axe – self portrait

    $1. A colorful semi-abstract painting with an axe cleaving its way through a skull. What more could you want. Murdered with an axe.

  • The king is a fink
    The king is a fink

    $75. This is one of Bert’s best abstract paintings. This is an incredibly wild story of how shouthing ‘The King is a fink’ got him into big trouble. This abstract painting is also extremely visually complex. and the exquisite beauty up close is quite remarkable.

  • Celebrities at a party in Greensborough
    Celebrities at a party in Greensborough

    $75. The invitations were sent out a month in advance. The list of invitees spanned the gamut of art, politics, sports and just out and out coolness. Every single person that was invited made their way to this incredible party being hosted by ‘Wildman’ Bert Ernie.

  • Greta Thunberg portrait as a butterfly
    Greta Thunberg portrait as a butterfly

    $75. Greta Thunberg portrait as a butterfly is an abstract painting of Swedish environmental activist Greta Thunberg.

  • The meaning of life
    The meaning of life

    $75. An abstract painting about the meaning of life.

  • The orgy
    The orgy

    $75. An abstract painting of the orgy Bert went to.