Abstract paintings for sale
by failed artist Bert Ernie
All prices do not include the cost of shipping.
For people who are living in Melbourne, Australia you can collect them from my home.
Please do not ask for a change in the price. If you do I will tell you to go fuck yourself.
The joy of listeneing to Miles Davis
$1000. An abstract painting about the joy of listening to one of the greatest musicians to have ever lived.
Celebrities at a party in Yarra Glen
$1000. An abstract painting of a wild party in the town of Yarra Glen.
Murdered with an axe – self portrait
$700. A brutal self portrait.
The king is a fink
$1500. An abstract painting about the time I was arrested and then fought the king of the United States of America.
Old woman popping a wheelie on a Kawasaki 900
$1500. An abstract painting of a crazy moment in the life of Bert Ernie.
Loneliness
$50. An abstract painting of my constant enemy.
Beautiful woman
$200. An abstract painting of an when I went out dancing, and met a lovely lady.
Humans looking for love
$250. An abstract painting about drug abuse.
Alien teddy bear dance party
$400. An abstract painting of the time I went to a party on another planet.
Demon
$200. An abstract painting of a very nasty woman.
The most beautiful woman that ever lived
$600. An abstract painting of a beautiful woman.
The orgy
$600. An abstract painting of people fucking.
Bashed stabbed strangled and set on fire – self portrait
$5000. An abstract painting of a terrifying dream that I had.
Fight of the aliens 2
$600. An abstract painting of a fight to the death.
Abandoned to the wolves
$2500. Nightmarish dismemberment by a pack of wolves
Greta Thunberg portrait as a butterfly
$1500. An abstract portrait painting of Swedish environmental activist Greta Thunberg.
Fight of the aliens 1
$600. An abstract painting of a fight to the death.
Despair
$250. An abstract painting of a very sad moment in my life.
The most beautiful man that ever lived
$600. An abstract painting of a beautiful man.
Rave party
$200. An abstract painting of a wild dance party.
Alien landscape 2 – The power of idiots
$600. An abstract painting of a planet devastated by nuclear holocaust.
Celebrities at a party in Greensborough
$600. An abstract painting of the wildest party of 2020.
Alien jungle 1
$200. An abstract painting of an Alien Jungle.
Image 001
This is my first digital abstract painting. It has no subject at all. It was created to be visually beautiful. Nothing more.
King of ego
$5000. An abstract painting which is essentially a psychological self portrait.
Jungle 2
$800. An abstract painting of one of my previous lives.
Explosion in a lolly shop
$1000. An abstract painting about beautiful color.
Garden of Eden
$400. An abstract painting about sex and the abuse of Christians.
Fireworks over Yarra Glen
$250. An abstract painting of a wild party at Yarra Glen.
Alien jungle 2
$600. An abstract painting of strange alien creatures in a jungle.
Boxing match
$200. An abstract painting of an when I bashed Omar the Destroyer.
Dangerous dancers
$200. An abstract painting of a wild punk gig in Melbourne circa 1986.
Lust
$200. An abstract painting about the many forms of lust.
The meaning of life
$1000. An abstract painting about the individual and their rights and responsibilities.
The joy of listening to Jimi Hendrix
$1500. An abstract painting about the music of Jimi Hendrix.
Crowd of spectators at a football match
$200. An abstract painting of an Australian Rules Football match.
Satan and his minions
$250. An abstract painting about the planning of the Iraq war.
September 11
$1000. An abstract painting of the horror of this infamous day.
Self portrait as Steve Austin the six million dollar man
$2500. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world’s first bionic man. Steve Austin will be that man. Better than he was before. Better…stronger…faster.
Butterfly orgy
$2000. An abstract painting of an orgy of butterflies.
Celebrities at a party in Palm Beach
$2000. An abstract painting of a party full of the worlds elite.
Primate dancing
$200. An abstract painting of one of my previous lives.
Field of flowers Yarra Glen 1
$2500. Field of Flowers Yarra Glen 1 is an abstract painting of a field of flowers in Yarra Glen.