Abstract paintings for sale

All prices do not include the cost of shipping.

For people who are living in Melbourne, Australia you can collect them from my home.

  • Self portrait as Steve Austin the six million dollar man
    Self portrait as Steve Austin the six million dollar man

    $2500. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world’s first bionic man. Steve Austin will be that man. Better than he was before. Better…stronger…faster.

  • Abandoned to the wolves
    Abandoned to the wolves

    $2500. Abstract painting of a nightmarish dismemberment by a pack of wolves.

  • Bashed stabbed strangled and set on fire – self portrait
    Bashed stabbed strangled and set on fire – self portrait

    $5000. An abstract painting of a terrifying dream that I had.

  • Greta Thunberg portrait as a butterfly
    Greta Thunberg portrait as a butterfly

    $1500. An abstract portrait painting of Swedish environmental activist Greta Thunberg.

  • Celebrities at a party in Greensborough
    Celebrities at a party in Greensborough

    $600. An abstract painting of the wildest party of 2020.

  • The king is a fink
    The king is a fink

    $1500. An abstract painting about the time I fought the king of the United States of America.

  • Humans looking for love
    Humans looking for love

    $250. An abstract painting about drug abuse.

  • Lust
    Lust

    $200. An abstract painting about the many forms of lust.

  • Garden of Eden
    Garden of Eden

    $400. An abstract painting about sex and the abuse of Christians.