Abstract paintings for sale from a complete and utter lunatic – the one, the only, Bert Ernie. All of the abstract paintings offered for sale here are original artworks. They vary in size from small to large, framed and unframed and inexpensive to expensive.

The subject matter is quite varied and often quite mental. And I use that word in the sense of being both crazy and cerebral.

All of the prices are for the artwork itself and will incur shipping and taxes, which are dependent on your location. 

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  • Alien Jungle 1
    • Alien Jungle 1
    • Alien Jungle 1
    • $200
    • Alien Jungle 1 is an abstract painting of an Alien Jungle. This is version 1. It is an acrylic painting on MDF board which has been varnished. The dimensions are 29cmx31cmx1.2cm It is sold unframed.
  • Alien Jungle 2
    • Alien Jungle 2
    • Alien Jungle 2
    • $500
    • Alien Jungle 2 is an abstract painting of strange alien creatures in a jungle. This is the second version. It is an acrylic painting on MDF board which has been varnished. The dimensions are of the actual artwork are 60cmx90cmx1cm. It is sold unframed.
  • Alien Landscape 2 – The Power of Idiots
  • Alien Teddy Bear Dance Party
    • Alien Teddy Bear Dance Party
    • Alien Teddy Bear Dance Party
    • $425
    • Alien Teddy Bear Dance Party is an abstract painting of the time I went to a party on another planet. It is an acrylic painting on MDF board. The dimensions are of the actual artwork are 51cmx92cmx1cm. It is sold unframed.
  • Bashed Stabbed Strangled and Set on Fire – Self Portrait
  • Beautiful Woman
    • Beautiful Woman
    • Beautiful Woman
    • $200
    • Beautiful Woman is an abstract painting of an when I went out dancing a met a lovely lady. It is an acrylic painting on MDF board. The dimensions are of the actual artwork are 29cmx36cmx1cm. It is sold unframed.
  • Boxing Match
    • Boxing Match
    • Boxing Match
    • $350
    • Boxing Match is an abstract painting of an when I bashed Omar the Destroyer. It is an acrylic painting on MDF board. The dimensions are of the actual artwork are 30cmx43cmx1cm. It is sold unframed.
  • Butterfly Orgy
    • Butterfly Orgy
    • Butterfly Orgy
    • $600
    • Butterfly Orgy is an abstract painting of an orgy of butterflies. It is an acrylic painting on MDF board which has been varnished. The dimensions are of the actual artwork are 64cmx121cmx1cm. It is sold unframed.
  • Celebrities at a Party in Palm Beach
  • Celebrities at a Party in Yarra Glen
  • Crowd of Spectators at a Football Match
  • Dangerous Dancers
    • Dangerous Dancers
    • Dangerous Dancers
    • $250
    • Dangerous Dancers is an abstract painting of a wild punk gig in Melbourne circa 1986. It is an acrylic painting on MDF board. The dimensions are of the actual artwork are 20cmx27cmx1cm. It is sold framed behind glass.