Bert Ernie

I am Bert Ernie. I paint beauty and madness.

Abstract paintings for sale

All prices do not include the cost of shipping.

For people who are living in Melbourne, Australia you can collect them from my home.

  • Self portrait as Steve Austin the six million dollar man
    Self portrait as Steve Austin the six million dollar man

    $2500. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world’s first bionic man. Steve Austin will be that man. Better than he was before. Better…stronger…faster.

  • Abandoned to the wolves
    Abandoned to the wolves

    $2500. Abstract painting of a nightmarish dismemberment by a pack of wolves.

  • Bashed stabbed strangled and set on fire – self portrait
    Bashed stabbed strangled and set on fire – self portrait

    $5000. An abstract painting of a terrifying dream that I had.

  • Greta Thunberg portrait as a butterfly
    Greta Thunberg portrait as a butterfly

    $1500. An abstract portrait painting of Swedish environmental activist Greta Thunberg.

  • Celebrities at a party in Greensborough
    Celebrities at a party in Greensborough

    $600. An abstract painting of the wildest party of 2020.

  • The king is a fink
    The king is a fink

    $1500. An abstract painting about the time I fought the king of the United States of America.

  • Humans looking for love
    Humans looking for love

    $250. An abstract painting about drug abuse.

  • Lust
    Lust

    $200. An abstract painting about the many forms of lust.

  • Garden of Eden
    Garden of Eden

    $400. An abstract painting about sex and the abuse of Christians.